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Gosh darnnet Jimmy. whos jimmy? well either way my dad bob bryar told me some more about that tour mentioned in that other journal...yea you know wich one u perverted lil rock. no welll either way instead of just leaving you gerard and mikey will leave you but wait! bob is going to call you after gerard reaches all the fans in the state and spends his individual time with them and sharon of course, and then bob will announce a party at the zoo?(i OWN the zoo) and yea he'll be telling the truth because truthful bob never lies. so then all the fans from your state will show up at the zoo and my chemical romance and sharon wont be anywhere, no one can find them o fuckin god no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this will cause much chaos obviously.  it will anger all the fans and drive them to begin releasing the animals, starting with the goats.  that will piss sharon off cuz sharon hates fuckin goats(shes jelous of ther looks and charm) so she will come from my chems hiding spot and charge the goats, killing them all. then my chemical romance will save the goats and go for a walk around the zoo with u and the rest of the fans from your state and this will be repeated in all fifty states! and maybe more than that. its not for sure but bob i mean dad said that they might even go visit santa because they totally believe in him even though i dont(well maybe i do, maybe santa clause is really derek from from first to last disgused as santa clause[omg derek bloom is santa cluase!!!!]) well yea it will be beautful, then my chemical romance will be done with there mega tour and they will sorrowfully have to sell sharon........to mcdonalds to be turned into a hamburg or a diet coke. this will presumably drive gerard to insanity wear he will begin working at mcdonalds trying to peice together pieces of sharon to recreate her since sharon is his soulmate after all. but the jokes on him sharons not dead...silly ray hid sharon in his hair...well for a while any way..hes thinking of shaving his head so i guess he'll have to hide her in franks personal portapottie. what comes next we'll have to wait and see what gerard thinks of frank and rays lil prank becuase theres no way to predict what he will do unlesssssssssssss sharon breaks free and sharon and gerad get married in mukwanago wisconsin. then its obvious, all the fan girls will go crazy, kid-er-horsenap sharon and release her in china, then they will hotasfuckguy-nap gerard and lock him up in the goat area at some zoo.  then people will travel worldwide to that zoo to pet him....i would pay to pet him wouldnt you?

wowza i haf some concerts comin up n i think im gonna do some grade a braggin y u ask beacuase i can because i am a majical unicorn who cant spell magical correctly the first time so there. lets see here...i was actually sposed to go to tour for a cure with jacks manniquin n the hush sound but i cant cuz i dont haf money currently butttttttttttttttttttttttttt thirty seconds to mars is coming with the whole lil group on oct 18, then hellogoodbye/cute is what we aim for on oct 25(day after new my chem cd comes out!!!) then from first to last on nov 5, the nintendo fusion tour stuff u no hawthorne heights and wut not on nov 8, then okgo(totally my third time) along with deathcab for cutie on nov 26 and theeen all american rejects/motion city soundtrack on december 15 and the next day on the 16th the hush sound is back so im goin to that. all together thats alot of bands and i cannot wait at all. i just hafta get some money good thing i haf alota days i hafta babysit comin up. ha ha ha ha ha ha i dont know y thats funny thos kids r dicks ther 4 and 6 and they swear the fuckin brains out because"they watch adult swim" thas ther reasoning for flippin me off callin me a bitch ass kickin and biting me and breaking my necklass from the dollar shop and tearin a lil bit of the seams from these gluv things i haf o thos bastards r goin to hell no matter wut. ha ha yea........

i heard that instead of an upcoming tour my chemical romance's singer gerard way is just gonna buy a white horse named sharon and ride it to all the fans houses so sign up for thos mailing lists cuz hes gonna come to all of your houses and your gonna go horseback riding(on sharon of course) and hafpicnics, then frank is gonna come and sprinkel shredded cheese on you(instead of fairy dust cuz fairy dust isnt real and if it is its the ashes of cremated faries how weird is that?) yea but i got all this info because im  close friends with bob, hes my dad but dont tell ne1 he has a 15 ur old daughter er nething cuz he just learned the news a few weeks ago, so did i. well after the picinic and the sprinkling of the cheese ray is going to show up and ask you to attempt straigtning his hair and at the end of the horse tour whoever got it the straightest wins a ray wouldnt that be a nice souviner indeed it would. soooo then gerard will take you back to your house watch one video(of your choice) off of youtube er buzznet and then......mikey is going to put him in a straight jacket and take him away on the horse to the next house, he will be in a straightjacket so that he cant hug you forever becuase otherwise noone else would get a turn and that would not be fair. i cant wait i cant wait i cant wait!!!